The rule should be: You have to try to put your bag into the bin above your seat before you can try to put it anywhere else. If the bin above your seat is occupied, you can put your bag in another bin even if it isn’t above your seat. If the bin above your seat is occupied, you can try to make your stuff fit, but you…

You should have been ready to get your boarding pass 24 hours before the flight or pay the $15 for the priority check in. Then you would have been in the A’s or low B’s and had a seat together. You are being selfish for expecting people to accommodate your failings.

So you’re an asshole then. Your fucking piece of shit kid too.

Baltimore’s biggest dick move was having the plan to build a real regional rail-based mass transit system in the 1960s and not following through. Now there’s just one heavy-rail subway line going from the central city to one section of the suburbs, one surface light-rail line going north-south through the city, and…

I was a little too young for “The Cars” and “Candy-O”, but “Heartbeat City” landed like a goddamn bomb in the middle of my early adolescence. “You Might Think” was completely inescapable during the summer of 1984, and a more perfect slice of deliberately crafted pop music is hard to imagine.

Because it’s about black people suggesting things that could affect white people a little bit, so she feels compelled to virtue signal to her white supremacist fanbase. Also, I believe a lot of redhats are still triggered by the mere mention of Jemele Hill after the last time she tried to ruin their SPORTZ! with (the…

I think you’re missing the point. It’s not about who is right and who is wrong. What does AB need, fundamentally? He needs a team that will pay him to play football. Guess what, he’s always going to have that.

Reader’s guide for young people: Fonzie was originally a minor recurring character in Happy Days. However, Winkler’s portrayal was so compelling that he literally stole the show. By the third season was a major character, and eventually Ron Howard left the show as he was no longer the star; it became in essence The…

Let me offer the perspective of someone who went there two years ago, about a week after the first article was published, in the effort to buy his grey 16v scirocco:

I called him wednesday that week to ask if he still had it. he said he did. we negotiated a price of $800 and i told him I would be there between 1-2pm on…

the hell is the crown?

Here’s some free Loss Prevention 101 training:

On one end of the scale, we have this brilliant monologue. On the other end, we have Anakin’s “I hate sand”.

Yep. Southwest with early bird check in is the way to go.

So you completely messed up but won’t to blame it on American. First, you failed to verify the date of the wedding. You purchased the cheapest seat on a third party site, but failed to read the details. I fly American often, the difference between the economy and budget seats isn’t usually very much at least not…

Yep. My office tried to enforce some idiotic policy where if you saw someone tailgate through an entrance you had to ask them to present their badge. First of all, “Doorman” is not part of my job description. Secondly, I’m not going to put myself in a situation where I’m accused of profiling anybody. My company makes…

My favorite is Pioneer Pit Beef, right near I-70 and I-695. Beats Chaps, in my opinion. Just be aware that they have no indoor seating and have really limited hours.

Yes. This letter isn’t a question necessarily best answered by an industry insider; it’s about being a decent, self-aware person.  In a basic “how are my actions affecting those around me” kind of way.  If there’s a long line of people waiting to order, don’t prolong their wait by asking to sample from every tap.  No…

Some might want to laugh, but this is exactly how it went and we all know it.

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

No love for “The Expanse”?  Seriously?