I love the Logan’s Run attitude some people have about this virus... “It’s no big deal. It mostly kills those about to die soon anyway... you know those over 50.”

Don’t use your hazards! People behind you will have no idea what you’re doing. Put on your blinker towards the spot you’re parking at.

I volunteer for a program that does income tax returns for free for incomes up to about $55,000. I think most people underestimate the level of math illiteracy of the general populace. Many of my clients are in the lowest 10% bracket, and I can tell many of them still don’t comprehend the simple math of…

It sounds like you understand that sometimes the buyer is not a fault(5~10%) but you think that the media is not showing enough “Tough love.” You want Tom to outright say these buyers have been stupid, and now they are crying for someone to fix it. What Tom has said is that if people instead of taking what they are…

Wow! It’s Brett from the article. Thanks so much for picking me! Sorry I didn’t see this yesterday. It was my birthday and I was busy spending time with family and trying to enjoy myself. It’s a rare day that goes by where I don’t jump on Jalopnik. But this turned out to be a pretty awesome birthday surprise.

The first fully charged pull does not matter that much I agree. The issue is that the 5th pull is over 6 seconds on the Tesla and still under 3 on the Porsche. This means that as you go about your day of driving your ability to merge, overtake and calculate distances is different while still being in the same car. I…

The features were still on the car when the owner bought it. They didn’t disappear until he got home and updated the software, which was when Tesla’s software audit actions took effect. So he bought a car with those features, then those features were removed. The car was sold to the dealer as having those options,…

There are a lot more people in a half-full restaurant than there are you and your brats. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

“But my wife and I recently came to a decision that it was time our kids no longer dictated where we eat.”

If your kids can’t sit reasonably quietly during the length of your dinner, please don’t take them anywhere halfway nice. Don’t ruin everyone else’s restaurant experience.

Hold on, I can eat previously frozen seafood... AND watch a mentally challenged person get aids? Hello new first date spot

I would spend the extra to ensure the kids are as far away as possible

I feel it’s important to note one thing: the average person does not pay $7.69/mo in bank fees. The average person pays nothing in bank fees because, according to this same survey, 73 percent of people don’t pay any bank fees.

“Every time I travel domestically or internationally, I am ‘randomly selected’ around 70-80% of the time,” they write.

My guess is that they make Charles look somewhat sympathetic in the same way they did in The Queen. Last season featured Prince Phillip pushing and bullying the young Charles at that terrible school and the trailer for this season seems to be setting up The Family as the villain. I expect he’ll be portrayed as more of…

It is exactly assault... under the law. For a (probably) bored middle schooler on a field trip to a museum it’s a prank. Lots of pranks that children pull are technically illegal. Do you want to put the kid in prison, or shall I?

My first thought when I watched Mr Guajardo’s TwitVid and read the accompanying description was that the BMW clearly wasn’t an M3, and did someone’s Tesla run into his BMW, and how was he filming his own car while driving it? It then dawned on me that people are referring to their Model 3s as M3s, and I died inside a…

+1 Camp Grenada

Fuck this shit.

DC - NYC is the only train route in the US that is the better alternative to air travel.  Yes, the travel time is longer than flight time, but there is no need to travel to and from the airports.  Union Station is a few blocks from the Capitol building and is connected to the DC Metro.  When you arrive at Penn Station…