Well, would you mention your sister to Jim Kirk?

And there are also storage areas behind both seatbacks for things you don’t use as often.

lol, the person at the register was probably like, I’ve never seen anyone stay at a Subway for longer than they absolutely had to, so after an hour the only possible explanation is that you’re a crook.

I like to set money on fire in my backyard.  We should be friends!

I think he was popular because his figurine was cool, and you had to send away for it or something. He hadn’t even been in a movie at that point.

If it’s just thousands of people and not tens of millions, then there’s your answer.

Yeah, he was psychic. There was a whole big conversation about it between Scatman Crouthers and him at the beginning of the movie, and that’s how he sent a help message to Crouthers at the end of the movie. Basically, the hotel was low-grade haunted, but it could feed off of Danny, and that’s how it got really…

Is that actually a tracksuit? It looks like a leather jacket and pleated pants to me.

Did you call me today, and then hang up when I asked your name?

Truth is stranger than fiction, exhibit 9,999,999,999

After I was born, this was the car my parents drove to bring me home from the hospital. No seatbelts, and my mom was just holding me in her lap in the passenger seat. I *think* the top was up and the side curtains were on, but it was summer, so I’m not 100% sure. These days, I would have been taken away from them…

Maybe they could just charge people for postage?

Does ABC own the rights, or could Fox potentially pick it up to pair with that Tim Allen show?

Nice going, Bandersnatch Cummerbund.

Didn’t Fox find out that he had Parkinson’s in the middle of filming? I wonder if that contributed to his performance.

Pretty sure he based it on Turner’s swimming ability.

Duh, if you don’t let go of the wheel, how is Jesus supposed to take it?

The entire second half of the season is going to be Danny and Diamondback playing Scrabble.

I think the idea is to get parents to keep their kids under control, not to actually kick people put of the restaurant.