And there are also storage areas behind both seatbacks for things you don’t use as often.

lol, the person at the register was probably like, I’ve never seen anyone stay at a Subway for longer than they absolutely had to, so after an hour the only possible explanation is that you’re a crook.

I like to set money on fire in my backyard.  We should be friends!

Did you call me today, and then hang up when I asked your name?

Truth is stranger than fiction, exhibit 9,999,999,999

After I was born, this was the car my parents drove to bring me home from the hospital. No seatbelts, and my mom was just holding me in her lap in the passenger seat. I *think* the top was up and the side curtains were on, but it was summer, so I’m not 100% sure. These days, I would have been taken away from them…

Maybe they could just charge people for postage?

Does ABC own the rights, or could Fox potentially pick it up to pair with that Tim Allen show?

Nice going, Bandersnatch Cummerbund.

Pretty sure he based it on Turner’s swimming ability.

Duh, if you don’t let go of the wheel, how is Jesus supposed to take it?

I think the idea is to get parents to keep their kids under control, not to actually kick people put of the restaurant.

Signed, Epstein’s mother.

Yep, absolutely. There was also a semi-famous series of Molson radio commercials in the mid-80's (it was a simpler time) that added to its popularity.

It’s the flip side of the American dream, where if someone is smart enough, and works hard enough, they can get rich. Ergo, all rich people are smart and work hard, and poor people are lazy and/or dumb.

He’s saying Utilitarian sounds like a religion that would worship utility companies.

I bet there’s no way he’ll avoid being grounded.

Sounds like the two of you are close.

Don E can’t help it that Gwyneth happened to be the actress in Se7en.