There are definitely two lanes there, although I don’t see any lines between, them either. It’s either that they’re hard to see because of the rain, or that section of the road was sponsored by Kramer.

I don’t think you’re every really supposed to just stop and sit there when you have an open lane right in front of you, although I suppose the cop did have to guard against cars from the left merging into his free lane without signalling.

Slow down, Reverend Jim.

If I’m remembering right, Chip and Joanna actually installed a garbage disposal toilet in one of their houses because the waste pipe wasn’t big enough.

It’s a fine line between these skaters and Ross and Monica doing the routine.

She’s taking her sled and going home.

She had a carrier, but no rodents allowed on the plane, apparently.

Except that’s 16.67%.

I’m assuming they were headed to the Greenbriar. Good thing this didn’t happen during an actual nuclear emergency.

Not FROM 27% to 56%, but BY 27% (from 44% to 56%).

... and that kid grew up to be Rian Johnson.

I’m assuming Megyn Kelly has a contract, so NBC would still owe her the money even if they fired her, unless it was for a Lauer-type offense.

John Knox, who invented the Presbyterian religion, is also buried in a (still operating) parking lot in Edinburgh.

Tom definitely tried (nicely) to steer me toward a BMW 230 convertible over an Audi A3, but still negotiated a great deal on the A3 and didn’t call me an idiot when I went with it.

I like how the woman is just giving the volcano the finger while the guy is too stunned to do anything.

Basically, he was overlooked because he played at the same time as Ripken, Yount, and Smith. Tim Raines syndrome.

“Where have all the beer kegs gone, long time passing...”

When I was in college, my fraternity got a letter from a guy going through the 12 steps. He said that maybe 20 years before, he and a friend had stolen a keg of beer from one of the fraternities at the school. He had forgotten which fraternity, so he was picking one at random to apologize to. He included a check for…

A thousand percent means 10 times. Wouldn’t you have $50,000?

Except that everything he said was true.