I cannot give this enough stars.

You signal left to enter the circle, and right to exit. Using your signal to exit is hugely important, since it lets other cars enter the circle ahead of you.

Brien Poon.

Back in 1981 it would have been fairly common. The electronics department usually had an Intellivision and an Atari 2600 hooked up, so typically lots of kids congregated there while their parents shopped. It was a simpler time.

This thing is so weird that him falling off of the wagon is the only thing that makes any sense.

“That’s the sad thing with life, there’s people always leaving just as other folks arrive”

Yeah, it definitely sucks. Hopefully they improved the 401k match, so if you’re in your 20's you might be able to about break even. But if you’re in your 40's or 50's, you’re screwed.

It’s illegal to take your pension away. Your company likely just capped your benefit at what you had earned at that point, and took away future benefits that you hadn’t earned yet.

Well, it’s like crack. Back in the 80's, when inflation was high, a 7.5% return assumption was reasonable, or possibly even too low. But once that assumption is in place, it becomes addictive and painful to lower.

Towers Watson, not Watson Tower.

Beatty was obviously pretty sure that something was wrong. But I think he was like 5% worried that the card was right and somehow he was the confused one, and then when he showed it to Dunaway for confirmation, she just read the thing.

Don’t forget Willie Wilson and William “Mookie” Wilson.

If you happen to have a Verizon cell phone, you can use your rewards points to get 20% off of Sonos products in the Verizon store. That’s not 50%, but it’s a start.

I mean, his uniform is too tight and all, but it does appear like he’s about to hit a line drive.

“This sir is currently neither the time nor place for such a discussion, but if you’d like we could congregate after work to discuss the matter independent of the interest of our employer”

Those sentences were meant to be contradictory. She said there was a debate, and she was summarizing both sides of it.

Well, there’s also the idea in America where, if you’re smart enough and work hard enough, you can get rich. That tends to make people think that anybody who’s rich must be smart and work hard.

I believe it was actually the even-more-deadly Kryptonite sharknado.

Yeah, that was also one of Jim Shooter’s absolute rules when he ran Marvel - every issue had to be an entry point for a new reader.