We should “normalize” not womb trolling famous women for simply going outside in normal clothes. But. The blog that has reported every last detail of every K-Klan relationship drama is suddenly above relationship gossip? John Mulaney cultivated the image of a sensitive man just trying to do his best by his wife. It is…

John Mulaney also traded quite a bit in his past comedy about how much he loves his wife, how perfect his wife was and how glad he was to have his wife.

Yes, yes, it’s nobody business, but let me say as a person in recovery, I believe that you shouldn’t enter a new relationship in the first year of sobriety. Some strict sponsors would say, “Wait two years.”  Just my opinion, but I don’t think it bodes well for his future sobriety. Don’t yell at me.

Isn’t a big section of this site.... celebrity gossip? I’m confused by this tone.

I know that you all 100% don’t have input into this, but Kinja deals often promotes game key sales from resellers. Just a funny coincidence.

Skyrim is way beyond Ship of Theseus now. Never mind the mods.

I don’t know why so many men have an opinion about something they shouldn’t

Awesome! I love when people with shitty attitudes open their mouths and make it easy for me to know not to support their business!

This sucks, for the employees, for anyone who enjoyed their games, for the people of Texas and nationwide who are increasingly endangered by this shit. 

I tried to do a clever dig, but man. Fuck you John. Eat shit.

The game contains physical, sexual and emotional abuse, torture, suicide and incest. If that isn’t the widest possible amount of trigger warnings in a single game, I don’t know what is. Oh, okay, it doesn’t have spiders.

12 Minutes is an almost-complete failure of a game, from the narrative to the game design. It’s incoherent, insincere, self-serving, archaic in its mechanics and pedantic as a whole. It is what a Jonathan Blow game would look like if the guy wasn’t also a genius.

Yeah it's such a creepy response. Like great! I only have to drug her once or twice. Now it's cool? Blech

This, honestly.

The amount of people going “you ‘only’ need to do it X amount of time”.... make me really uneasy, no matter whatever is the in-game context.

I'd rather not play a game where I have to drug my wife at all. Doesn't matter if it's twice or ten times or *X # here*. Also I'm really glad it was spoiled (with warning) specifically because I was considering checking it out and now know I don't want to support the game.

It’s only “not a review” to you because they didn’t label it as one. It’s okay, you can admit that.

Yeah, it’s wild that in a game whose structure begets a whole bunch of branching scenarios, there are only two that actually progress the story: drugging your wife and torturing the “cop,” or convincing your wife that you’re in a time loop. Everything else is superfluous. And then even THAT is made irrelevant by the…

The whole purpose of spoilers is so people can make informed decisions about the way they spend their money. I'm happier not dropping $25 on a game that will absolutely make me feel gross

LMAO. Totally same. The first previews I thought, “oh that looks interesting.” After reading this, Jesus, no thanks. Not interested in some 8chan gamer’s spank bank fantasy.

Its so bad! It is *phenomenally* bad. Outer Wilds is probably my favorite game of all time, so coming into this I was a bit excited and its just... An absolute mess. Also, I say this for a line but it bears repeating, holy shit its stiff to play.