The impressive part was keeping it from hitting the wall after it touched back down.

Gotta get back on the 3,500 horses

There are people who are really and sincerely nice to the people they like and really horrible to anyone they don’t like.  I had a friend like that.  They were incredibly kind to me and I didn’t understand the dislike others had for them until I actually saw them “in action.” It was like night and day.

It’s probably a combination of him being nice to the people he likes, and enough of his projects being huge successes that some people are willing to put up with his bullshit for the massive boost he could give their careers.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. You put a statement of importance online for the world to see, maybe take a second and make sure it’s not open to people saying “was she high when she wrote this?”...It distracts from the point. 

So your main takeaway from her post is that she writes funny, not that there was some (at the least) creepy shit going on that they had to make a rule like that in the first place? She was like 14 years old.

Where are you that Popeyes chicken sammiches are waiting to be ordered?!

For the freshest sandwich, always ask for extra pickles (which are perfect on both the chicken and fish sandwiches); that way, they have to assemble the sandwich at POS versus giving you a stand-by.

Does Popeyes still have the shrimp po’boy? Because I’d just as soon eat that if I’m going to do any kind of fried seafood sandwich,

The conditions also caused the crashes.

The fact that it’s an Opel Insignia has no bearing on whether or not it was a good car, and the fact that Opels aren’t sold here means the Buick association is all anyone ever had.

Another hot take: given the sales numbers quoted there, he quadrupled a very very small number.

Hot take: that’s fucked up

File this under who gives a shit. 

For me, she’s a broken clock that’s right twice a day. Harvey Weinstein can be a shitbag and she can also be a Republican TERF that used a movement to get a TV show.

Using self-harm and suicidal gestures to control victims is the part of domestic violence that will never cease to infuriate me. It’s an incredibly effective form of control and has the fringe benefit of adding stigma to people who struggle with self-harm and suicidality but aren’t abusers.

OMG I’ve said this for years. Vermouth should be sold in minis (also triple sec and any other weird mixer that home bartenders don’t use frequently). I’d even pay $1 each, which is a huge premium over the normal, what, $8 for a 750ml. They sell tonic in tiny little overpriced bottles, why not something else that goes…

I suspect many people think they don’t like vermouth because they don’t understand that it is wine and goes bad quickly after opening it. I see bottles of vermouth being used waaaaaay past their prime in home bars all of the time. It makes me crazy. Many people are getting spoiled vermouth in their cocktails, and then…