Deray should be washing that shit daily... at the bottom of a river... tied to a rock

An ineffective Mayor will make a great ineffective congressman

Wah, I’m a woman! Wah. I’m a black person. Wah. I’m not “equal”! Wah!. Someone wave a magic wand, and make me “equal”! WAH!

Hilarious... You’re the epitome of anti-American, Micheal

Breaking News: Will and Jaden Smith now broke...

You’re a fucking idiot... boy or girl, that’s how it works

Seems as though he’s right... democrats didn’t do a fucking thing when they held power

Maybe they shouldn’t go to a shitty university...

Let’s count up Danica’s championships in NASCAR... oh, wait...

Boy... how’d you get all that sand up in your vagina?

I love Maya Rudolph, but this was some of the dumbest shit last night...

Retarded... all y’all niggas are clearly retarded and racist... we get it

Just a reminder: This is not a school shooting

And even worse, they’re removing what little weight is over the drive wheels.... retarded I tells ya!!

What the fuck did they do to the front end?!! The new face looks retarded...

Dear black Activist, could you not try to highjack every issue like a mass of fucking cancer?

“I love gas and polluting the Earth as much as the next Jalopnik writer but I also dream of a day when they are gasoline-powered engines are like vinyl records, strictly for the hobbyistst. Climate change, etc.”

God...I still wish I could stick things up her butt..

But... but... He’s black! I thought only white guys did such a thing...

So he gets robbed by a bunch of blacks and to hedge his bets, he makes those who conduct the majority of the crimes pay up front?... Racism!!