Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Pretty sure it was a guy sent from the future to stop the revolution.

Reach out man. Reach out. I was too ashamed to but a friend offered to speak for me and we’ve worked a nice deal out.

It sucks, I know it, but you can do it (or maybe a trusted friend can).

It is definitely in your best interest to reach out to the lender and have a conversation about the automatic deductions from your wages, as you are likely technically in default. Having such a conversation with the lender can help you get back on a path to repayment and avoid further financial headaches down the…

He's practicing being tied down by Jay Gruden's offense.

I believe that the clock you see on screen is a camera feed of the in-stadium clock (not a digital feed that converts the stadium clock into a tv graphic but a literal camera pointing at the clock). I can't figure out why it is a tenth or more behind the main camera feed that you are watching, and it's not like this…

Probably should of just knock his ex-girlfriend out to get a lesser suspension instead

Undertaking losing last night was a life-altering event. Here are the most shocking news moments in my life in order: 1. Undertaker losing to Brock Lesnar to end the "streak." 2. 9/11 3. Pearl Harbor

Does this mean Jon Gruden is taking the Corbett Middle School job?

Here's a gif of all the shots Chris Bosh made in Game 7: