Isolationism, I kinda like the thought, but you just can’t quit the Team America World Police that easy. Also: what about Iran?

While the thought of this is cool, it will only slightly slow them down. What might take 2 weeks to mine for the data they are looking for might take a whole month. de Blasio has the better idea of just destroying the database all together.

Speaking of... the news (NBC) is reporting that the president is immune to conflict of interest laws. I heard that twice, on the Nightly News and this morning on Today. I wanted to name the sources for clarity.

He went through 3 campaign mangers... whats the over/under on replaced cabinet members?

“Keeping up with the Trumps - White House Edition”

My parents used to make a similar “salad”:

FUCK SAKE!!! Why didn’t I take your advice?!

I actually think Trump is too stupid to realize what he is doing. I do not think he is intentionally trying to push racism forward. Bigotry on the other hand.....

Trump: Whats the WiFi password?
Obama: It’s “Congrats!HillarEP45"
Trump: That’s too long, I will just change it to “guest”

“Naughty Naughty” by Danger Danger. Make what you want of that.

72% of the stuff you read on the interwebs is correct 34% of the time

The phrase I like to use is, “Hit bottom then started digging.”

We’ve been under threat of clown for a while now... his name is Donald Trump

When’s gaysplaining going to become a thing? I am a straight guy but I think I could actually learn a thing or two, even if in a condescending tone.

math are hard

Whats the equation when a good guy with a gun shoots another good guy with a gun? Should another good guy be there? Or is this when a bad guy with a gun comes into play?

My then girlfriend/now wife always had a can of chocolate covered mixed nuts at her house although she never really ate them. Those were my go-to post-coital snack. That Christmas her mom gave me a big can of chocolate covered nuts. My wife just chuckled in the corner, her mom wasn’t aware of the story behind them…

Back in the day, I worked at a sign shop (cut vinyl). I had a dude come in w/ his red Beretta, base model I believe, and make Z26 stickers for it. I guess i did such a great job he came back and completely NASCARed it out... Big #8 on the doors, Goodwrench checkers on the sides, a bunch of part manufacturers that he…

I don’t play hockey, but my son and his friends do. I bought a pickup specifically for this reason when carpooling to practices and games. Too many times I have been driving home in the dead of winter hanging my head out the car window trying not to throw up because of the smell.

Lighten up Francis