Doesn’t he need some kind of drug addition to qualify as a Yankee?

This looks like a car from a Pixar movie

cheeto dust

So, I totally didn’t read the article and took the title in a different context... my bad.

When my friends and I were 14-15 (9^th grade) we were real hellions… we would sneak out late at night and vandalize stuff and run around town being general miscreants. My one friend (there were 4 of us) would steal his mom’s ’91-‘92 Mustang and go joy riding. One night we were out mailboxing, I was at bat, and the bat…

I had a 90 Gallant (non-VR-4). I beat the piss out of it. When I got it, it had close to 90k miles. I almost tripled that. May she rest in peace.

Why hasn’t this woman been memed and broadcast across the interwebs?

Wait, wait, wait... did you guys rip off an Onion article? Because this kinda sounds/reads like an Onion article.

You know what, Pgh is just as bad. Every time there is a promotion night Pgh fans usually throw the items on the ice as well, usually in celebration of a hat trick. Not sayin’, just sayin’...

North Carolina... because Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama and Florida looked lonely at the bottom.

Hey, just a thought... don’t fucking cross-check a ref in the back of the head and you don’t have to worry about this at all.

COTD nominee right there

MAF playing the long game? Getting in Henrik’s head

I think I could live with a Chinese puppet regime. Could it be worse than the current option? Don’t answer that.

Was Flower wrong?

What if Hank would have just tossed his mask to the ice? He would have gotten an immediate whistle. Penalty? I don’t know...

I have a bunch of WWII aircraft at home waiting to be built, but after reading your list of retired jets I want to build one of each now.

B-21 Dirty Sanchez

Freedom Weener

If I remember correctly, the Leafs did something similar a couple years ago where tweets or comments showed up on the homepage of their website. Yeah... there are A LOT of disgruntled Leafs fans.