5. Statue of Liberty
4. Disney Anything
3. Mount Rushmore
2. “Niagra” Falls
1. Bourbon Street

You don’t. The machine is broken. Hue hue hue.

I know I’m a gray so y’all think I’m some right wing racist dicknozzle and thus nobody will ever see this or take it seriously, but I must ask, in this very specific instance with this very specific musician: Is it cultural appropriation if he grew up in and was immersed in that very culture himself? How is being as…

Please don’t do this. The issue it’s just that there’s salmonella bacteria that might get in your system, but that salmonella is living in the jar of peanut butter and making all sorts of nasty toxins that do NOT get destroyed when cooked.

I need some better photos explaining why this is a copy. All 3 cars look the same.

I am a firm believer that if “autopilot” or any self-driving technology should not be enabled to exceed the speed limit by whatever mechanism it chooses (likely a GPS database or sign last recorded sign reader). Thus if the vehicles is in excess of whatever it knows the speedlimit to be, the autopilot does not engage.…

Good. We need regulation on these so-called self-driving cars. They are not ready for unlimited use on our roads and the public needs to understand that they may be held liable for their failure to properly monitor and drive their vehicles. Tesla seems to be the worst culprit as they actively market their product as a…

I’m more surprised this isn’t standard practice. If everyone knows that a certain design is working the best and it is within the rules to use those design elements, why wouldn’t you take them (other than spending limits)? It’s like some football team trying to patent a certain play because they ran it first in the…

I am absolutely obsessed with this brand’s entire line, first because of halal availability, but also because it’s the first ramyeon brand that makes good on its promise of spicy. Kimchi and Curry are standouts and the Tomato Pasta is also not bad.

It’s not about how often it is used. It’s about being another tool for the cops to turn an everyday citizen into a suspect that can be detained. You know, because police obviously don’t have enough power yet.

I already ate dinner, but seeing that photo and knowing I have some in the pantry...I know what I’m having right now. 

Meanwhile I’ve been pulled over 8 times for no front plate here in Texas. Every time they ask if they can search my car. My skin color might be a factor.

I’d rather have a Prelude to that Prologue.

My preparation of black Buldak involves all, or at least most, of the below:

Regular Buldak is great. I can punish a bowl of that stuff and it’s exactly the spice level I’m looking for in instant noodles.

As someone who has absolutely met his match and been incapacitated with GI distress after making bad spice decisions, I don’t find the Samyang buldak line to be gut-destroying. It absolutely sets my mouth on fire, but it leaves my GI tract alone. Hochi, the mascot on all the packages, seems to have a little more…

Forget lobster, what the hell is going on with scallops? It takes me an additional fifteen minutes to buy scallops at Costco nowadays because I have to fill out the loan paperwork.

It was rubbery because it was cooked improperly.

Your first instincts were correct, the restaurant was wrong. If you’re eating it at a white cloth kinda place they should have cut the shell open for you. But I’d suggest avoiding that because if the lobster itself was rubbery then they overcooked it. I’m sorry for your unfortunate lobster experience but if you want a…

It’s delicious, scarce, and has always been an expensive luxury item, at least in the last century.