In 2004, Morgan Spurlock captured the world’s attention by releasing a documentary about his quest to eat nothing but McDonald’s for a month.

How am I going to get sick when I’ve just been tying these onions to my belt, which has been the style for some time now?

If you don’t have a Costco Membership, but you can get a hold of a Costco gift card, you CAN still shop there.  Give a friend with a membership a few bucks to pick one up (if you can’t coordinate to just go as their guest), and you’re in.  

That “Full Bars” ep of Bob’s Burgers is just terrific. So yes, the full bars must get handed out somewhere.

I have the same plan, only with a 30 pack of full size candy bars bought at Costco for $19. First thirty kids get their dream bar, then the lights go off and I hide in the basement.

Sure, but that’s still Hershey’s chocolate.

We stumbled upon 6 packs of full size Hershey’s bars at our local Cub going for a buck each - SCORE! We came home with 15 of them, which is about 3x as much as we’ll likely need.

I don’t get as many kids since I moved to a new house, but my own experience for being a ‘neighborhood candy hero’ is to skip the candy bars and get full sized bags of Sour Patch Kids. 

Flawless.  Now make one out of a Fiero, you sick maniac.

As part of the update, you can change the villager’s schedules to make them earlier or later for shops and whatnot. 

Honestly, sounds like you’ve moved on anyways. This update isn’t for you if you aren’t interested.

I’m staring at a free update and a paid DLC that honestly looks like both will  suck up all my time once they drop, so too little too late just doesn’t ring true for me. Frankly I’m overwhelmed by the amount of content.

“Small updates” lmao, watch the Direct buddy. Between the free update and the paid expansion, they are adding it all and more. It’s ok if you still feel like you are done with the game, but let’s not diminish the breath of content that is about to drop on Nov. 5th by the looks of it. 

But that Ramen is not all you are going to eat today and it got you nearly 3/4 of the recommended 2300mg.

+1955 stars

“Hey, Fyre Festival? It’s your cousin, Coachella. You know those horrible decisions you made? Well listen to THIS”

If your eggs have salmonella, it’s because the hen that laid them has an asymptomatic salmonella infection of her ovaries. The salmonella is calling from inside the egg!

I put eggs where there is space for eggs.

I work and live in queer spaces in an industry that is largely populated with LGTBQIA professionals. I make money and get my training from within queer social spaces. People spontaneously identify me as not fitting into normal gender expectations.

70/30 is disappointing. But 50/50 sounds risky - feels like you’re asking for the jelly to be sliding out of the sandwich. Imagine those dudes coming out to football it up and they’ve got sticky jam hands, jam all over their uniforms, getting it all over the ball.