Twitter may make comparisons between the new WRX and tail lights off of old Civics, Accords, or Kias, but none of those brands have ever made a tail light as interesting as these.

“For a mere $130,000, you can own this second hand Cobra H.I.S.S. Weapons not included. Slight battle damage. ” That’s a pretty good deal.

I’m here for all your chicken sandwich comments, because I whole-heartedly agree. I don’t quite understand why all of America is going head-over-heels for fried chicken in a bun. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve eaten them. And, like most sandwiches, they were…okay. Because they’re just chicken sandwiches.

I mean, this outrage is no different than me reading comments on a post on The Takeout about Taco Bell, where a dozen people are saying that anyone who eats Taco Bell is stupid trash, and they don’t the first thing about “real tacos”.

But…there are no Jollibee’s in Detroit, or all of Michigan. I’m in Ohio, and if there was one that close, I would be making that trip monthly.

This is just apple pie filling, right? Or chunkier apple pie filling. I think the biggest innovation here is renaming it to “fried apples”. My mom used to can jars of this when I was a kid, so she could bake apple pie on a whim.

May he enjoy many more ice cream novelties in his future.

Exactly. I just posted regarding this. I went to their website/Instagram, and realized that these guys don’t really do anything except sell “swag”. I mean, yeah, they helped develop a soft serve mix with a manufacturer, but that’s kind of it. And their CVTeeny is just a standard Taylor soft serve machine with graphics…

Ever see the movie Mr. Deeds? Adam Sandler drinks from a water fountain, that puts out Hawaiian Punch instead of water. I always thought that would be cool. But a soda fountain is probably a lot more reasonable, haha.

More info, because I need to know more (and have always dreamed of having a soft serve machine in my place):

I miss Saab, too. Those Swedes…my Volvo has the HUD, cooled glove box, parking mirrors, rain sensing wipers from the list. I wish it had that Saab night mode, though. 

Josh Groban mentions the show in the post.

All I ask for is that it keeps the Gandini diagonal wheel arch.

“Ur” means “first” or “original”, from German. Like “Ur-Quattro” is “the first Quattro”. So Lamborghini is saying the Countach was “the first supercar”, which, I can probably agree with.

Exactly. I guess there’s a generation of people who don’t know that this is a thing. This scam is also used with audio speakers, where someone was “installing” stereo systems, and had “extra speakers”.

Maybe they can merge the dishes themselves, too. French onion soup bagels? Cream cheese lattes? Hot coffee in a bread bowl? That last one sounds terrible. I’ll take four of them. Actually, make it five.

Man, a lot of haters here in the comments.

I invented Stove Cake after getting tanked with a competitive swimmer known as “Skid Mark Gabe.”

I don’t like the bolts and nuts visible in the interior of that tire holder in the rear. It looks mediocre, almost like this whole build was just meant for pics, and not for actual driving.

Yep. And on that note, I found this weird co-branding thing with the Indians/Guardians. This was announced a few days before the rebranding. I don’t know if they’re going to change the C on the hat design to the new one, or…these things are already made, so going out as is.