Third Level: Pay cash for a 2-3 year old car.

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I’m going to give my typical boring, bullshit answer:
Volvo 240. You can buy them running for easily $500 if not less, so a non running one as a project is..... cheap. *EDIT* Worth mentioning how simply small block chevys drop in, just saying lol...

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

I hate when people put all their junk back on right at the xray. Shove your bins down the end.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

Texas should get around to repealing ownership of human beings.

When hitting for the cycle means striking out on a called third strike, a swinging third strike, a caught foul tip third strike, a foul bunt third strike, and being thrown out at first on a dropped third strike.

Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

So we ignore Armstrongs 7 tour wins but Indurian still remains in that group? Performance enhancing drugs have been prevelant in cycling since the very beginning, hell, Fabio Casartelli in 1903 probably keeled over due to performance inhancing drugs.

I had that exact thought as well. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!”

people forget that the first olympic weightlifters wore timberlands back in the 1890s. elevated heel equals better ankle dorsiflexion, read a book for me one time.

A 2013 Tacoma is a nice truck, but it’s not that nice.

Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

This is all just infighting. He called an escort because he wanted to bust a Nutt.

Third take:

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?