Texas should get around to repealing ownership of human beings.

When hitting for the cycle means striking out on a called third strike, a swinging third strike, a caught foul tip third strike, a foul bunt third strike, and being thrown out at first on a dropped third strike.

Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

So we ignore Armstrongs 7 tour wins but Indurian still remains in that group? Performance enhancing drugs have been prevelant in cycling since the very beginning, hell, Fabio Casartelli in 1903 probably keeled over due to performance inhancing drugs.

I had that exact thought as well. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!”

Or they had the kids before Facebook moved into the area causing the cost of living to skyrocket and left with the choice of leaving their home (the area they work and know everyone), or trying to scrape by and hope for a better tomorrow.

There is a difference between making money from speaking engagements and paying yourself and using tax payer dollars so that you and your constituents can stay at the golf course that you own.

people forget that the first olympic weightlifters wore timberlands back in the 1890s. elevated heel equals better ankle dorsiflexion, read a book for me one time.

A 2013 Tacoma is a nice truck, but it’s not that nice.

Are Outbacks SUVs? Are we having this discussion, now?

“I must go, my people need me” - That bright blue bin.

Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

This is all just infighting. He called an escort because he wanted to bust a Nutt.

Third take:

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

I thought we covered that on “insane whiteboy shit”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?