Texas should get around to repealing ownership of human beings.

When hitting for the cycle means striking out on a called third strike, a swinging third strike, a caught foul tip third strike, a foul bunt third strike, and being thrown out at first on a dropped third strike.

Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

So we ignore Armstrongs 7 tour wins but Indurian still remains in that group? Performance enhancing drugs have been prevelant in cycling since the very beginning, hell, Fabio Casartelli in 1903 probably keeled over due to performance inhancing drugs.

I had that exact thought as well. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!”

people forget that the first olympic weightlifters wore timberlands back in the 1890s. elevated heel equals better ankle dorsiflexion, read a book for me one time.

A 2013 Tacoma is a nice truck, but it’s not that nice.

Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

This is all just infighting. He called an escort because he wanted to bust a Nutt.

Third take:

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

I thought we covered that on “insane whiteboy shit”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

Makes one entertain the question. Why is this actually the case in the first place?

I was SO excited to put down an awful lot of money on Mayweather. Free money, right? And then a friend went to Vegas and asked me how much I wanted on him, and I sat down and thought, and asked myself, do I really want to wager thousands of dollars that boxing isn’t fixed? Turns out I do not.

Actually, and knowing very well I’m being a pedant here, everyone should. Everyone pitching into the risk pool to look after the sick and getting them healthy as quick as possible is better (and cheaper) for society as a whole.

I’m stating the obvious, but it’s so incredibly, utterly fucked up that it’s normal for people to have to sell their belongingsand beg strangers for money just to get treatment for their sick children. This is not the sign of a civilized society.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?