I don’t know if I’ve ever been more disappointed than watching White shit away a lead like that. Is this what my dad has felt like my whole life?

I cannot wait to use this line next time I get a fortune cookie.

Or they ignore 1/2 of the letters and just call you Tom.

I’m 90% sure that second paragraph is Seinfeld bit.

Once a month, but given an incredibly large amount of disposable income, I would go every 10-14 days. I find a haircut pretty relaxing really enjoy a clean shaven neck. I also look like I’m in high school if my hair gets too long.

My elbow feels weird after reading that.

It’s amazing that as big as the sports industry is, colleges aren’t offering degrees like that. I imagine, if nothing else, it could be a powerful recruiting tool -promising a kid that <insert school> can prepare him for the pros gains more credibility when it can be backed up with courses designed specifically for…

Even if you haven’t, you should just make one up. A good pants pooping story can really open a friendship.

Be proactive to hang out with people. I enjoy seeing my friends, but often don’t think about inviting someone new. Think back to college - everyone was looking for new friends freshman year, but by jr. and sr. year, most everybody is content with who they know. You’re entering a similar environment, and unless there’s…

Based on the professional photographer and the two other guys in the reflection, or the fact that there’s a nearly identical picture where they’re further away from the door?

Being able to freely call someone a garbage piece of shit is 90% of what gets me to work in the morning.

This is almost definitely a plot line from The Office

“witchcraft happens”

Beads

I don’t think it’s an ego trip so much as so many drivers are just clueless. They’re going to set pace based upon traffic around them and if there is no one in front of them, they’ll set pace by whoever is passing. It’s bad driving, but not necessarily malicious.

Counterpoint: you are both wrong and an asshole.

IF ITS A PEALED ORANGE ITS NOT EVEN A WHOLE FOOD WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

There’s this weird mentality in conservative, southern frat culture (and maybe elsewhere. I can only speak from the places I know) that glorifies both being proper, moral, and a blackout drunk.

I believe it’s called a Parisian Nightsuit.

Not to mention that he traveled af on that full court shot