Ooooh ooh! While we’re doing hit pieces, can you do Mayor Pete?

I swear to God if a guy that went to Florida State makes it into the White House before a Terp, my head might explode.

Mattis had the support of the military and Trump does not have his support.  I doubt the troops would be on board if somebody that they actually respected told them to disregard.

You’re actually killing it in this thread and I love it. Thanks for being rational and calling out these angry pissbabies.

Oof.  The best part of this is going to be the mental gymnastics he’s going to have to go through in order to pretend like they aren’t the same.

Uh, isn’t military service compulsory for men and women from Israel?  It’d be silly to be outraged at someone because they were born in a country.

3.) An Ivy League degree, like any degree, is no guarantee of intelligence, wherewithal, or professional acumen. I’m living proof of at least one of those things. ;)

I mean, the money definitely isn’t there if we’re funding everything through borrowing, which will continue to increase the amount of debt service as a percentage of our overall budget. Remember, we’re at the tail end of one of the more unprecedented bull markets in history. This gets worse when we go into a…

For the people shitting on the kid for not wanting to wrestle, I’ll share my experience with this. I had to wrestle a girl in high school many years ago. As a guy, it’s a rather uncomfortable experience. Either you lose to her (which wouldn’t be a big issue except all of the meatheads on your team would subject you to…

I missed that.  Those bastards.  Now they’re getting ranked with the minis.

I’ll reserve judgement depending on what exactly is thinned out and here’s why: the deliciousness of Reese’s peanut butter cups and assorted seasonal/sizes are all directly tied to a high peanut butter to chocolate ratio. For example, Reese’s eggs/hearts/pumpkins are superior to the original cup because the cup has a…

Welfare Queens can be quite the problem for patriotic Americans.

If you knew what some T1Ds had to go through in order to function on a day to day basis, you wouldn’t ask that question. It’s basically like maintaining a full time second job.

National Park?  Put a tank on it!

Thanks for sharing your personal story. As I was reading, I was thinking, “oh Michael’s definitely getting that 5 on the AP Test!” (I got a 4, but I can’t write like you.)

Maybe I missed it, but how did we get these emails?   

These are legit good names, especially Not My Daughter, You Czech-Style Pilsener!

Why, are you suggesting that your light rail isn’t sufficient? 

Stouts!

It’s hard to comprehend how guys like this still exist. I had some of these tendencies early on in my relationship when I was in my early 20s, but I couldn’t fathom fatherhood being so hands off. Parenting is a grind but I fucking love it.