I miss the DMV. Last time I was back to visit my family, it damn near brought a tear to my eye to turn on sports talk radio and listen to the usual suspects trashing the Redskins.  It’s like I never left.

Now you have me curious.  How much money did you bring in through scientific grants?

Yeah, fuck his friends and teammates right?  

Oh man, this Angie’s List writeup is going to be the hottest review ever.

I came here specifically for this GIF.

Why does the picture of this drug dealer look like he hopped in a De Lorean and time traveled 16 years into the future to reach the present day?  

Why on earth would they even want to harass these women? Aside from the obvious fear/hatred of women in general, it makes no sense whatsoever. The third season of Rick & Morty was great. Why would fans of the show want to run off talent when they clearly did a great job?

Whoa.  I vaguely remembered something about Black and Tans from my trip to Ireland, but completely forgot about how the drink was probably based on an offensive concept.  At least we can take comfort in the fact that there is so much good beer out there that there’s no chance that many of us ever have to worry about…

Here’s a nice piece of shit.

For what it’s worth, most of the die-hard Maryland fans (i.e. the sad fools on message boards that shell out money to follow a team that has been well below mediocre for the past decade and a half) knew that both the President and the former AD were garbage. A lot of what kept them in power is the political structure…

He’s already lost the argument and he knows it.  That’s why he’s lashing out at you.  

You must be a real treat to watch movies with.  

Sucks.  He would have been perfect for the role.  

HAHAHAHA...that photo section of the Yelp review has gone off the rails.

Is the beer also overrated by people from the West Coast?

In these streets next to the Whole Foods and the artisanal moustache wax store?

If a group of black people physically attacked a white person because of the white person’s race, I would consider it an act of racism. But the cases of this are so rare that it is not indicative of a problem that white people have to worry about.

I was really hoping that Deadspin would do a deeper dive into the whole culture, set from the top down, at the university. After watching that cover your ass press conference from the university’s president and AD, which came two months too late, I’m shocked that the national media seemed fine with it and are still…

The first two starters were injured in the first couple of games (I think both were non contact injuries).  Can’t recall what happened to the others.  I think that QBs aren’t usually destroyed in practices the same way the other positions are, so it would be a better question to ask about other positions that…

Maryland is where I’m from, and people from Maryland take excessive pride in the state, but having the Guinness brewery show up at a time where the state legislature has done quite a bit to stifle the expansion of craft beer in the state is the most Maryland thing ever.  I really wish that they had been more conducive…