Saw this on the Post and ran right over to the Root to get the takes. Not disappointed in the least.

No love for Supermarket Sweep? Is there anything more satisfying than watching someone pitch turkeys into their cart like they are running a halfback sweep right?

You have a very large family.

That’s a wild story.  Yeah, that text break up makes a lot of sense in this case!

Why lick an eyeball? Is this a thing?  Did you get pink eye?  So many questions!

This is what we deserve.  RIP, Juke.

It’s funny...given how New York centric the Gizmodo Media sites are, I just made the assumption that most people were in the area. My bad. That said, it’s cool to learn that that Missoula has a big beer scene. I’d love to get the hell out of here for a while and drink my way through some beautiful scenery.

I appreciate the recommendation. I’ve heard of them, but haven’t made the trip out yet.

Very cool.  Thanks for the recommendation!

Totally understand.  Thanks again for the great work!

Kate, I love your beer articles.  They’re probably my favorite articles to read on the site.  I’d really enjoy an article on some up and coming breweries that are putting out great stuff if you ever have the opportunity.  My wife and I are always looking for new places to check out in the NYC area.

I’d hope so! Most of our U.S. history curriculum only covered things up to that point.  

What are you, 80? :) 

It’s an interesting topic because the success of your coed sports teams are incredibly dependent on women. Most teams have reasonable male depth on their rosters, but if you want to win coed, you need solid women players. It drives me nuts that people discourage female participation by being lunkheads.

Thon Maker looked like he launched two jump attacks. This is how I envision giraffes fight.

When the Autobots actually started dying, I was traumatized.  Did not expect that after years of flesh wounds.

I just hope these lunatics are on Team Valor.

Are we sure that this is actually the guy that hit him? If so, he needs to burn.

Given the requirements of airlines to prevent child trafficking, I’m actually okay with this. It’s a precautionary measure to make sure that the child is not being kidnapped. For all the airline attendant knows, this lady could be some crazy white lady that’s stealing a black baby for God knows what.

“If that was a real infield party, that guy wouldn’t have made it across the entire row of port-a-johns.”