Having become a recent father, I couldn’t possibly fathom someone hurting my child in this fashion. Seeing this man’s reaction tears my heart out.

DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

I wish this kind of pull translated to Plank’s undergrad alma mater.

Damn...the Toys R Us in Maryland that I grew up going to in the 80s is shutting down. That really makes me sad. I used to love going there.

I paid $50 for it when it was released, so it must’ve been good to have the uncle that works at Nintendo hookup!

Wrestlers are fucked up in general. On my team, the JV wrestlers were tortured in virtually every way. On the bus back from a meet, I was pulled into the back and stomped by the varsity guys. One kid was pissed on in the shower. One guy was stomped like me, but had someone’s balls put on his forehead. There were a ton…

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GIL!

Where in Southern Maryland did you grow up? PG and Waldorf here.

Goddamn sit and reach was the bane of my existence. I was a runt at the time, so I crushed it on pull ups and the mile run. Then, everything went out the window when I couldn’t fold over that box like a piece of paper.

Um, they throw bananas at soccer players of African descent. Keep telling yourself how progressive they are.

That episode was really disturbing. I always think to that scene where they machines open up a cockpit and rip the guy out, leaving his arms stuck in the vehicle.

Wall-E and Up are criminally underrated at 5 and 9, respectively.

Damn, Will. That bit about your kids got to me. As a new father, it really hit home.

I love that they schedule like this. My team went from having one of the toughest schedules in the nation to having a coach that schedules nothing but cupcakes leading into the conference season. Nobody wants to watch a power 5 school beat up on low end mid majors for half the season.

White person here. Was the White Twitter Black Thought backlash related to his freestyle?

So the S7 doesn’t support this? Is it a hardware limitation or can I do something to the phone’s software that will open up this capability?

Do you know who this benefits the most? Penn State.

West’s disdain seems palpable. I fully expect West’s next op-ed to begin with a “Hit ’Em Up”-like preamble, “That’s why I ... ”—

God, I hate baseball writers. I almost want them to leave out Bonds and Clemens in perpetuity to completely delegitimize anything that comes out of their mouth thereafter.

I started with the original FF and will always remember a sleepover with two of my buddies, pacing up and down in the wind castle until we finally battled Warmech. It didn’t go well.