That’s cute. You should write for the Gawker Group.

You forgot to write “TOM CLANCY’S” about two hundred times. He’s coming for you.

I guess misinformation spread generously across the ‘articles’ isn’t enough anymore, eh.

Oh, it’s Impa cosplaying.

Welp, now Motete is tarnished.

Not really - it’s a word that really doesn’t feel like it belongs in English. It feels much more like a mixture of Japanese and a random Native American language.

You just happen to not be particularly bright.

Maybe try checking out in any other place that discusses the music what actually makes it have a connection to another track other than “hurr slowed down”. Much more important than being “slowed down”, Forever Rachel is Locke’s theme in a minor scale. The song played in Cid’s death isn’t merely a “slowed-down” opera…

Eternal 12 year olds crying all over the planet. Delicious period of a small increase in fun and creativity.

Yeah, definitely “stories”. Since there’s the loved Gawker Group mark of misinformation, nothing can really be true. So, merely stories.

This is literally a creation of you and yours. You are one that can’t complain about anything.

Nah, it’s only hard for an english speaker, since they don’t know how vowels actually work.

Next you’ll ignore all characters are pushed to be homosexual.

Ygiri doesn’t exist, though.

“We want people who with an intolerance for hype and bullshit”

As expected, The Legend of Hobo creator just focuses on a forgettable part of the episode instead of the great battle segment, just to spread that Gawker Group ooze.

Damn, you’re shallow.

Welcome to last week, I hope you’re not a Star Wars or classic movies fan.

Gotta “love” how trademark Gawker wild inaccuracy is an “explanation in detail” like this one. Cringy is a compliment to things like “Final Fantasy V is essentially an enhanced version of Final Fantasy III, proving rather definitively that Final Fantasy games don’t have to be original to be great”.

The double entendre is exactly what makes it interesting and funny.