THUNDER THIGHS ARE ON THE MOVE, THUNDER THIGHS ARE LOOSE!!!

There is too much awesomeness going on in this gif. Too much, I say!

Because 2D is objectively better than 3D.

So many days the internet disappoints me... but not today! Today it did well! Good job internet! Good job!

A plastic tablet was also unearthed just under the topsoil:

This is the highlight? Fuck.

In Japanese the game is known as "Naruto Shippuden: Narutimate Storm Revolution". Yeah, you read that right, "Narutimate".

I'll have'ta check it out after reading up on that Silverado lift kit review on Brolopnik, broski.

ACTUALLY WE'RE INFAMOUS LOL

This is what I pictured as he typed that sentence.

Totally.

Good luck in your relation-ship, congratulations on tying the KNOT and oar you going to post more pictures for us to sea?

Old school drowning simulator, just as harrowing.

Video tape of Luke on the beach.

It's a sort of digital drug that the player character takes, so it's not intended to be taking part in the "real world".

Why do you continue to use hard bristles when you know you should be using soft?
Why don't you floss?
Well, I'll tell you then.
You enjoy all the brushing, that's why!

This chain of comments is the best thing I've seen this morning.

Hi, there! I am José Mellinas. Thank you, Kotaku, for posting this.

Are not most human beings wasting away their lives brushing and brushing, trying to remove a decay that will never disappear?