INSIDE SCOOPS: Patrick’s full name is actually Patrick Kirk Kirkpatrick.

HE FINALLY DID IT!! And watching live in his subterranean lair in San Francisco, Dan Ryckert groused, “I’ll get you next time, Patrick Klepek!”

I worry you may be giving them too much credit; I have a feeling they’ll find a way to still be creepy about her. Pregnant women still get fetishized a lot.

NOTE: She’s still really good. There’s every reason for her to be on the cover regardless of a loss showing that she’s human.

Logan is my favorite Pokemon!

We all know what’s really up.

Oh you.

Mike thanked NaDa for his contributions to StarCraft and wished them well on behalf of the Blizzard staff.

Trying out a class is fine, too. Though, really, you don’t need everything Bob Ross had. He has a nice setup, but it’s not necessary to have it all. I’m telling you, you could start for less than $20.

Honestly, to get started out, all you need is a started set of paints and some cheap canvases. I’d recommend going to Hobby Lobby and using one of their weekly 40% off coupons to buy a started set of oils or acrylics. Bet you can get them for $15. And then a few cheap canvases can come in a pack for $10. Then you’re…

Same happened to me. I just missed out. Tragic. :’(

Nice! Speaking of which, have you seen the new Shovel Knight instruction manual? It’s so goooood.

If only! As the boogeyman of legions of insecure bigots, being a SJW is great! :D

Look at this asshole. He may be the least interesting, charming, or good-looking lead in any AC game. And that hat, guh! He looks like every awful “steampunk” costume. The choice is pretty clear here.

I’m a bit more surprised that Bobby Kotick is still alive. For some reason I thought he had simply been subsumed into the cold abyss from whence he emerged.

“Look at all this sweet crack— I mean, candy that we’re selling. Yes, candy...”

So you’d say the real game has more depth and strategy to it than the demo? Because while it seemed novel enough, the demo left it feeling like a dumbed-down Pokemon.

Really depends. Even though he would tower over Bruce Lee, I’m pretty sure Lee could knock him out. He might smack and kick his head until he fell like a tree, or trip him and then choke him out. While he’s built like a brick house, there are ways for smaller, skilled fighters to win.

There’s nothing more scientific than super scientific proof.

After all these years, this seems like the perfect way to bring the sparkle back into my eyes! :D