Vaccinations cause Alzheimer’s, or something like that.

I’m really glad that most of my political opinions are in-line with single women.

This guy is headed for John Rocker territory.

Men suck.

This isn’t an issue of a shitty performer fighting to perform shitty music, is it?

That Gosling logo is fucking SWEET

Jezebel readers accounted for 1%-3% of that number.

Anyone hear that Mandy Moore has been seen around LA with Taylor Goldsmith from Dawes? She really has a type, don’t she?

Guys, the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles are serious contenders in the QMJHL right now.

He sold his soul for a political career. The devil never said anything about aging well being part of that deal.

God, can you imagine if a white man said this? Gawker would explode.

Or the teacher is asking a question, and they’re attempting to answer it.

We should have more shows about wine-guzzling privileged white women and their struggles to find the perfect boyfriend.

You could literally say that about every film/television show. “_________ Is a Cool Celebration of How Great Men Had It In the ______.”

I know a few people who are in the military, or once served. They basically make it a requirement for servicemen/servicewomen to get married. Gives them more incentive to not do crazy shit with their bombs (at least that’s what I think).

Isn’t it concerning that the military consists of (almost exclusively) undereducated republicans?

Uptown Funk was released in 2014, and My Morning Jacket delivered a better (not by much) album than Alabama Shakes did.

Courtney Barnett forever

All the wine purchased in anticipation of this event was for nought. Sorry, ladies.

I don’t like Beyonce for completely different (yet still mostly irrational) reasons: I don’t like her music, I don’t like the privileged white people that kiss the ground she walks on, and I don’t like really rich people.