It’s really sad, but my mom would probably do the same thing. I can’t understand how someone could hate others so much.

Well, it’s common knowledge that white privilege doesn’t extend to white women. Only men.

Money talks, broseph. I paid $300 and didn’t have to go to war with these crazy dudes who tried to secede from the Union.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LARKIN BOY IN DETROIT

“Just....Tearin’ it up...”

I swear the only outwardly positive articles posted on Jezebel involve pop music.

READY FIRE AIM

Giving Weeds a bunch of seasons worked out really well, too.

Hey, don’t write about white people, Cohen’s. Is that what we’re saying?

I had the NHL season pass thing last year, and was generally happy, but I purchased it mainly so I could circumvent the blackout restrictions and watch my home team. Blackouts are such a joke.

Cultural appropriation!

At no point in time did I ever think men were immune—or not more susceptible—to resting bitch face. Personally, I have RBF: Resting Befuddled Face.

Couldn’t agree more.

Huh? A common form of torture involves doing anything to the testicles, so...

He’s going to use the “I was woozy” excuse for checking an official, when he probably probably convinced the trainer of the exact opposite to get back in the game.

You’re spot on. And he is the best on Petros and Money, especially when he’s dropping some knowledge on Scott. Said that most professionals look at his schemes and think they’re straight out of 1998, which they are. He also noted that Nick Young is one of the premier (which is news to me) scorers in the league, and…

Wow, there’s no win here.

SO progressive.

I, however, will go on not caring for the rest of forever.

Aaron Hernandez has very feminine handwriting.