Could she get me a friend?

Wait, the last sentence of that New Yorker article is horse-shit:

You know this just a smokescreen for the real reason they’re pissed off:

Fox News: “Why is Cap going after the hardworking Germans who have misgivings about the control the Jews have over the world?!”

I had the similar thing happen to me.( Although, I was just cruising along and the guy swerved at me from the oncoming lane) I was taken out and a few guys that were behind me chased the guy down and made him stop. When the Trooper told him he was lucky that I was still alive, his response was “ Fine, so can you just…

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

“Accused serial rapist defended by greys; film at 11”

The funny thing is he talked about how some women are “sports hot” or some people are “sports funny” because they’re being compared to gross looking women or unfunny sports guys. But that’s Simmons. He’s sports funny. Sure, compared to Mike and Mike he’s George Carlin in his prime. But is he actually funny or even in…

But how will I know how to Google Google’s Videos?

I really hope this song plays over the end titles.

Whoa!

Coug’d it.

if that beard is real I will scream at the next person that walks by!

“Yeah man? We are in middle of the scene here... can you call me back?”, when I saw this I thought he’s on the phone.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

i hope he steps on a lego

HAH. Take it from an IT professional, you’re hosed.