Could she get me a friend?

Wait, the last sentence of that New Yorker article is horse-shit:

I had the similar thing happen to me.( Although, I was just cruising along and the guy swerved at me from the oncoming lane) I was taken out and a few guys that were behind me chased the guy down and made him stop. When the Trooper told him he was lucky that I was still alive, his response was “ Fine, so can you just…

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

“Accused serial rapist defended by greys; film at 11”

The funny thing is he talked about how some women are “sports hot” or some people are “sports funny” because they’re being compared to gross looking women or unfunny sports guys. But that’s Simmons. He’s sports funny. Sure, compared to Mike and Mike he’s George Carlin in his prime. But is he actually funny or even in…

Coug’d it.

if that beard is real I will scream at the next person that walks by!

“Yeah man? We are in middle of the scene here... can you call me back?”, when I saw this I thought he’s on the phone.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

i hope he steps on a lego

They did get Jason Whitlock to sign up because of that last promo code.

Bae Bear, to Big-ass Brown Bear: You can’t be going out getting drunker than Cooter Brown and expect to be able to sleep it off anywhere you take a notion. Paparazzi usually refers to more than one asshole with a camera. Did you wash your paws after tak...Oh my God, you didn’t wipe, did you? What the hell does the…

Thank you for perpetuating the use of the word “jabroni.”

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

HAH. Take it from an IT professional, you’re hosed.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.