When I was young, in the 80's, we said things were "retarded" or "gay" or a plethora of other things that we put no thought into at all. As we grew older and became aware of the world around us and that other people may have feelings, most of the people I know stopped talking like that. It wasn't "political…

Lesbian porn is like a Ferrari and Lamborghini racing down a mountain road, side-by-side, trading the lead, back and forth, as a stunning sunset fades in the distance. Male and female straight porn is like a gorilla jumping up and down on the seats of a 1985 convertible Corvette.

“Political correctness” is basically just not being a fucking asshole. It’s not that hard.

Drew...this might get a little personal, but you are one of my favorite writers here in the Gawker universe, and I don’t even like sports all that much.

The airline baggage claim is the apotheosis of human idiocy: everybody benefits if you stand back (lots of space, people can just approach when they see their bag and move on), everybody loses when people start pushing forward (can’t get your bag, get pissed off at people, get competitive, people swinging bags into…