My closest non-gas station coffee shop is 23 miles away. #WestVirginiaProbs

I have never understood why people use those things. Why not just run over to your local shit-encrusted bodega and buy a cup of their over brewed piss water for a dollar? Because the taste is comparable. I frequently have to go into affluent yuppie chick’s apartments for work and they all have a big “tree” of these…