Mission Impossible. It's still incredibly thrilling.

But you can't really whistle that, can you?

Watch this and tell me it's not the greatest theme for a contemporary TV detective show. It's David Arnold's 'Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)':

Top 5 UK 60s Themes:

No Mission Impossible?

That's not exactly fair. This show has always been - proudly - the opposite of tight and clever. It's basically the cheapest show on TV with two amusing leads trying to out-sass each other.

I agree.

I have to say. Your conviction that this show is some kind of police procedural does seem to suggest that you might not quite be right for reviewing this show. This isn't L&O: Mentalist. It's a live action Scooby Doo with both a white and a black Shaggy. You've got to stop concentraing on the glaring inaccuracies in…

Your fetish for Lassiter is ridiculous. It's like reading Sherlock Holmes to 'find out what hijinks Lestrade gets up to next'.

Tracey Morgan in 'Hard To Watch'.

So how funny is this show omn a scale from The Big Bang Theory to Arrested Development with The Big Bang Theory representing a piece of shit and Arrested Development being extremely funny with Community, say, representing a 7.5?

Is that music original for the game - or does it comes from somewhere else?

See also: Dvid Lynch.

Except where they kill the comedy.

She became everything I can't tolerate years ago.

Rob Cordry was so shit in that movie, I'm surprised his career didn't lie down and die right there.

Oh give it a rest, assbandit.

Very dry.

John Cho, very funny man.

How fresh and winning they seemed in the first Harold and Kumar film. Now they come across as raddled street whores touting any old shit for just one more rock.