It’s a piece of self-aggrandizing garbage designed to separate morons from their money and nothing more. She doesn’t care about anything but that huge pile of money she sleeps on.

You’ve been had again, NFL fans. You sit there, screaming and weeping in front of the TV, like any of this matters. Then one of your beloved heroes wins the Big Game and his first act is to sell you more beer. It’s all a huge fraud and you’re the rubes falling for it every single time.

OK, sure, let’s pretend Beyonce “slayed” because she said so. My God, the degree of shameless ass-kissery this woman attracts is mind-boggling.

THEY GET PAID AND PAID WELL to “keep us alive”. If they feel “disrespected” by a total corporate stooge singing a terrible song, maybe they should quit and find a new career.

OK, OK, enough of this drivel. First thing, the “police” can shut the fuck up. They’re well compensated for their work and if they do not feel they’re being “respected” enough, they can find another line of work. No one “owes” them a goddamned thing.