Not that I’m defending towing companies, but do you really expect any company that tows people for parking violations to have good yelp reviews?

This:

Bob Breeno, everybody.

This is poetry.

Honestly, wearing those digital clock unis should be enough self-flagellation

I am a bucs fan. I am every drunk right know. So sad. All the pints. Even schiano wasn as bad as this lets all decide to make the bucs not as bad as this. Let's all the teams give them one player that isn't bad. Let's do that

Mostly I think it's interesting!

Go fuck yourself.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

I'm so effing discouraged at how quickly this devolved into a "me, me, me" scrum. "I don't carry cash, jeez!," "I hate that I'm expected to tip, it makes me feel ____!", "What about ME? I got bad service once!" ad nauseum.