DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

IT DOESN’T HURT TO TRY.

I think that he meant “known at the time it happened”. Before the late 1700s, it wasn’t generally acknowledged that any species had ever become extinct. God wouldn’t have allowed that to happen. If they weren’t found around here any longer, they were probably still holding on somewhere over the horizon. The…

What the fuck did you just fucking say about kimchi, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed…

Hudson is currently the biggest hack writing for Gizmodo. After getting fired from Vice (which is a feat in its own right), he never lost the hipster attitude about everything, yet is decidedly partisan. He’s so terrible I actually miss Alissa.

Yessss this is also my poop reading site.

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Eve, are you related to Andrea Peyser?

I, too, read gizmodo while pooping.

This is hard cutting journalism, Eve.

Why a mouse-shaped basket?

You already know the answer is clickbait.

I think you mean Bryan Menengitis.

This is really the best thing I’ve ever read. I can’t wait until the next Gizmodo article about how a random event is fascism in action. Maybe Bryan Smegma or whatever had his toilet clog tonight.

Calm down none of it matters that much.

“Gizmodo has reached out to Thiel for comment. This post will be updated if and when he responds.”

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Definitely not a no-fly zone, but that doesn’t sound nearly as clickbaity as gawker would like.