If you light up your watch (or phone!) during a play or movie at the theater, you're scum.

The Apple Apple Watch Edition edition is the only edition of Apples Apple Watch worth buying.

Counter-counter-point: anyone who buys these items, which can be had for a fraction of the price with more functionality from other manufacturers, is only buying them for the name brand and looks, and therefore wants everyone to notice and pass judgment on them (hoping that judgment is: "You are rich and amazing!"…

This is the greatest article ever written on Gizmodo. Wait, is this not on Gizmodo?

I have a "smart" watch. I've had it for over a year. I bought it do five things:

If you're going to sign your posts, put a line between the signature and the body of the post.

You forget the most import flaw of the MacBook: It has one fucking USB-C that doubles as a charger and needs adapters.

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

Best review I've seen thus far. I'd love to see it cross-posted to Gizmodo for the instant stream of vitriolic comment's it'd generate.

I'm going to run out and sell my great grandfather's Patek Phillip so i can get the Edition edition.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

I confess I read this and went into instant job envy. And I really like my job.

Long story (relatively) short, about a decade ago, I began working in animal welfare and from there became very interested in animal behavior. I continued to work in shelters for several years and got some certifications in animal training, taught obedience, etc., and then ended up taking a job as the trainer for a…

Yes, he is clearly very proud of his own sense of humor.

To be very honest (I have no vendetta against dealerships) almost every person on the planet hates car salesmen (salesmen of most type for that matter). There is a reason the whole "used car salesmen" line is a negative thing. Those arent "his" generalizations, those are the general feelings of society lol. Sorry.

I've bought several vehicles off CL. Here's is a really good tip: If you meet the person at their place, feel the hood of the car to see if it has been running recently. If the car has, or is running when you show up, be very suspicious of this vehicles ability to start on it's own. If it is warm, ask if someone…

Do we not bleed when you cut us?? Do we not laugh when you tickle us?? Do we not cry at a no sale???

No offense - but your fellow business man may haven screwed the pooch on the publics general opinion of your job title. Granted you may not be shady - but for the track record of car salesmen - you should be use to the sterotype.