There is only one that can save the MCU.

“Charging a man with a six-inch Italian B.M.T. was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the B.M.T. What the hell else was I gonna do?”

“I wanted a six-inch Italian B.M.T. And for my sins, they gave me one.”

How are people referring to something that makes you black out and trash shit as “synthetic marijuana?” That is not what marijuana does. That’s more like synthetic PCP.

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

They’re covering up the Decepticon attack!

When your country decides to actually provide decent paid maternity leave, then perhaps we’ll talk. Till then....nope. You don’t get to whine about this.

Pick one of the following statements from the University of Florida Athletic Director that applies:

This needs to be a Deadspin post all it’s own.

I wasn’t the only one getting a serious Tomorrowland vibe from that other retrofuture Central City, right?

I’m guessing he either had a boyfriend on the side or the wife knew and it was open/poly. That’s all I can figure.

threelationship

Knowing Michigan this is probably just a faked gay love triangle shovel beating, intended to cover up a straight love triangle shovel beating.

His wife held him back from further injuring his boyfriend, whom he assaulted and shouted homophobic slurs at...?

I am excited for this series and the toys! I have watched the first few episodes on the website and thought they were pretty good. Hope it does really well! Let this be the first pebble of an avalanche of comics and comic properyies being more open to 51% of population.

This is a very, very good thing and one that should have been implemented earlier. Still, better late than never.

It could just be because they’re black & white, the subject & that they have a lot of fine line work but they remind me a little of Bernie Wrightson.

“This video is set to private”

“Meanwhile the teams, the league ignore it because the dirty little secret is that at this point the only way to fill the stadiums is appealing to the dumbest, most drunken, and the angriest of the population.”

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a person hailing from the New England area is shot in the head while visiting Dallas.