Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.

“People are just upset and angry and throwing her under the bus.,” he said. “If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

If only Shumate had been an unborn fetus, I’m sure she would have cared more about him.

They should replace his actual picture with this and also not use his name.

If anyone is good at holding multiple opposite viewpoints at one time, it’s a conservative Republican.

Colbert gets it.

It’s almost like Jimmy Kimmel’s not very good at his job. Strange, really.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

That’s not Vader’s hilt, and that bothers me a lot.

Even the subtitles can’t stand the film.

Smugness is an ugly trait.

Well now that plus is required to play online Sony doesn't actually have to provide incentive in the form of things you want to play in order to get you to subscribe.

/sending up a flare to andsmokeit so we can get this gif party started

They’ve latched onto abortion because it’s one of few topics that can never be debated to a conclusion. You can’t ever shut the book on the subject, because so long as one side “believes” it’s a non-living collection of cells and the other side “believes” it’s a human being with an innocent soul, you can argue for all…

Yep. God bless Ann.

I love her response that her mother taught her better than that... her mother, Ann Richards, governor of Texas.

This is political theater; nothing more, nothing less. This committee knows they have no proof that PP is up to evil shadow organization stuff, so they just have to wag their fingers and declare as loudly as they can how much they hate reproductive freedom. That way, the donors give more and women know exactly where…

It just shows you how much this isn’t about the truth. It’s a witch hunt that is solely out to hurt women (specifically poor women) and gain radical religious support. It’s just gross.