South Carolina is also at the bottom of the barrel regarding education too, or at least it was. Those other states although I’m totally unsure about New Mexico. Correlation? Maybe start there, S.C. Or is that the wrong approach? I dunno, I’m asking.

Cooper said he shouldn’t be suspended either.

“All I care about is playing football... That’s why I ripped off his helmet and tried to crack his skull. That’s me playing football.”

She can gorram Gommorrah bring it.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

So I guess maybe if the headsets weren’t working they couldn’t correctly signal to the defense to adjust coverages. Again I’m not as intelligent as all the Pats fans, loyal and football savvy since 2001, but maybe that might have had some effect. But hey welcome to Deadspin Bill Simmons

Before any Patriots fans comment:

More likr Patserisks, right gang?

Don’t worry. Everybody will assume she’s a typical rude-ass American, anyway. That is our gift to you, our Northern Brothers.

First, as a Canadian, I want to apologize on my country’s behalf for the terrible things she said. I am very, very sorry.

I don’t even think you have to be a religious Jew to find their policy on Israel disgusting. I’m a secular Jew and an American Israeli, and everything about the right’s attitude towards Israel disgusts me. They’ve managed to turn an entire country full of actual human beings who have to deal with conflict and war on a…

I realize that Israel is using these Christian fundies politically and financially but if you’re a religious Jew, how are you not insulted by the fact that they support Israel only because they think Jesus will come down, kill all the Jews and hand over Israel to them?

That’s the weird thing about these fundie conservatives. They love Israel, but they’ll break out in a sweat if you ask their thoughts on the Jews.

As the wife-of-a-Jew (WOAJ), I’m offended she’s wearing a Star of David necklace. Gross. Gross. We get it, you ~~looove~~ Israel.

You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!

Patriots fandom is a filthy rich friend who takes you to the Bahamas but tries to roofie every girl you know.

He likes the Vikings. Every team gets roasted. Welcome to Deadspin.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.