Then, after that, the NON-CINEMATIC, COMICS version of Age of Ultron.

I know, right?? As my wife and I were watching that, she got SO angry at that last message (the one from the mother), and I was just shook my head.

In some extreme cases, the stress can make the heart weaken and bulge, creating a condition called takotsubo cardiomyopathy or “broken heart syndrome,” which can sometimes lead to death.

THERE you are! I was hoping you saw that, because you were a large part of that now-deleted thread, and I was suuuuuuuuuuuuuper-pissed on your (and others’) behalf.

Oh, look, TPM is getting in on the action, too!

Can’t help but notice that ALL the comments about that shit-Gawker post were flat out DELETED over on the Unwed Mothers story a bit further down the page. I’M SURE IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE UNRELATED, YUP, THAT’S THE REASON.

That M’Axe Attack never fails... to freak me the fuck OUT. Holy shit, what a brilliant scene/shot.

COMMENTS TWINS!

I know about molybdenum because it’s what this wisecracker is made out of!

I wish more people IRL would get that reference when I scream it at them. For some reason, they always seem to react only in confusion and mild terror... ;)

HA! Last Clear Chance! I should’ve known *that* one. Oh, why.... why didn’t I look? ;)

I thought the Clarissa riff was you were referencing “Clarissa Explains It All.”

Hey, now.... CEIA it may be.... but every time someone references that movie, all I can hear is Tom’s voice in my head, shouting that line. ;)

The Passerby!! I cited that in my Senior Thesis on Lincoln! :D

I think you mean The SOUUUUUUUULLLLLLLTAKERRRRRRRRRRRRR! ;)

My wife and I discovered a couple nifty parallels during our Date Night last night:

Conversation during Date Night last night:

“Make a move make a move, do it do it do it, make a move make a move make a move...”

They are..... not fans, let’s put it that way. My son described to me like so:

I know, right? My kids are NINE and SEVEN, and even THEY can’t stand Avengers Assembled. They think it’s too silly, stupid, and gross, which - again - coming from a NINE YEAR OLD BOY speaks volumes about the show’s quality.