“And Vikings” ...so all those other ancestors he mentioned of the congregation, i assume he’s ok with them being raped and enslaved by the viking members? Having their property taken? I kid of course. Any defense of church and society will of course be thrown out for all things Danelaw, yes?

That's kind of an old joke.  I remember growing up and hearing that line from my uncles all the time about my female cousins as well as Bill Engvall did it on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour almost 20 years ago i belive

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If you haven’t already, look up “You’ve Been Trumped”. It’s a documentary about what he did to get his golf course in Scotland and how he destroyed the land and tried to destroy the people that lived around it and broke just about every single promise/agreement in the process. It’s damn near tear inducing. You can…

He was a producer for "The Game" as well that went on for a while.  As for Frasier...that show reminds me a lot of Friends as well in that it takes place in a large, multicultural melting pot of a city, yet all I see is people that look like me.  Growing up in Chicago, even 12 year old me knew that wasnt right

In his defense, the other game tie-in he was involved in was pretty good. That Riddick game was way better than I think most people expected it to be

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Im chuckling at this because it's something I would say.  Also, it's similar to what another fellow Illinois guy John Mulaney said in a bit about the word "midget".  Google that if you haven't already seen it.  Completely accurate.

80% of his base can’t really read anyway unless it’s in all caps and most of the words are 2 syllables long at best. Occasionally 3 so long as the word is “Obama”.

Surprised i got this far down into the thread to finally see Sleeping Dogs mentioned. The game sold over what was expected (even though, of course, Square said it wasn’t enough) and it has my favorite action game protagonist yet. Totally deserved a proper sequel.  Wei Shen all day.

A commenter with the name Devil is responding to a commenter with the name Maiden...one of you needs to reach a specific number of likes.

Dont put it like that.  That actually DOES make it sound like he's just like the rest of us.  I don't ever want to be on the same level as him or anyone in his family.  Ever.

I have a cousin in Illinois named Mike who i think has an office type job.  You remind me of him.  Even though youre probably not him, that's still a compliment.  He's awesome.

I liked Edward Kenway a lot.  Then i found out why much, much later on.  It was the voice of Matthew Evans whom i later came to know and love in his role as Constantine

Not being snarky or a debbie downer here at all bc im genuinely curious...what advisor could you talk to that wouldnt just try to steer you towards a path that benefits them and their profits?

A dj is a full on musician now? And now wherever a dj plays is a concert? Really?

In the bottom picture...compare Conway's right hand to Trump's right hand.  Then look at how big that remote looks in his hand as well.  Jesus, he's got the hands of a 12 year old.