Ha!

I know your question is rhetorical but im going to answer anyways because apparently I just hate myself this morning (haha)

It’s not really just “old white men”. A LOT of their viewership is just old people in general. Retirees holding onto the glory days of “The party of Reagan”. It’s a damn shame, too, because honestly, a good portion of these retirees are quite smart and experienced.

Just about to write the same thing. Claims the liberalism is out of hand and this article shouldnt exist, but then comments on something he thinks is too unimportant to exist and also to proceeds to whine immensely about it in the process. AND THEN states the article shouldnt exist in his space. That this should be a…

What if Putin himself supplies the evidence? Think about it. He literally will be getting paid 10m to fuck up our democracy which is all he wanted to do anyway. That’d be a Tyrion + Little Finger + Jaqen H’ghar move all in one. A move like that would need to have a name. Call it the “Putin Play” and be put on tape to…

...nevada was blue last year, wasnt it? Or is it still lumped in because of the last Bush?

On the one hand, i care about the general welfare of people. On the other, i kinda want these dumb fucks that said “he’ll shake up the system” or “he’ll fix what’s wrong” or “he’s a great businessman and that’s what we need” or “his hands are normal sized” to just suffer.

There’s always been two Gollums. Fact. All those movies AND games simaltaneously? Not possible unless there were really 2 the whole time.

We also wore onions on our belts

Haha, i love my Chicago people. Miss that city (as well as the suburb i grew up in outside of it) so damn much.

I should lose total interest in something that keeps me healthy and active and is a bonding experience between myself and some friends and family?

Hahahaha

No flower shall go unwilted (if they had their way)

50 Shades of Gravy scenario. Gravy.

There should be a law that if you are proven to completely contradict, through personal actions, a key point of voting...then a congress person is denied their vote on said measure.

“what if Jesus was aborted?”

Im starting to see a “desperate need for attention” pattern here...

“i was getting rejected by men and it was killing my soul. Nobody was picking me.”

Great. Now i automatically have to vote the Greens every time cuz Butters is the absolute best. Thanks for that.

You’re fucking awesome.