Seriously. Look, im all for unification for the betterment of our country in general. And i’d be willing to bet i’d agree with most of the OP’s desires and opinions for that betterment. But if the OP wants to start all this off with “well, youre a straight white guy, so apologize” then my immediate response is “you…

That’s not true. She banged a D grade musician on camera. Apparently America decided that being in homemade porn makes you important. Oh and then when mommy capitalizeson that. Sooo borderline prostitution too, if you really shine a light on it

No.

Freedom of Information Act? Or did that get removed at some point? Genuinely asking, as i havent followed it’s lifespan too closely

The poor people arent allowed to live and the different shaded people arent allowed to be here. I feel these jackasses havent figured it out yet that theyre not gonna have anyone to serve them their KFC or drive them to the hospital at the rate theyre going. Oh, you silly Republicans, you.

Can Rule 3 just be “add rule 1 plus rule 2. That’s how serious rule 3 is” ?

Oh come on. Bringing up her dad again?

I think they mean it in the Cartman sense. Like, “BEEFCAKE!”. That’s the only way it makes sense to me

What I learned from this article is that there were actually 2 Smeagles the whole time! Explains how he could be in all those movies at once

“The both feels like a power metal album cover”

Always a star for Charlie!

Also acceptable:

Bouncy-House, verb:

If i drink too much, i tend to just go back and forth between clips of him and Michael Jordan and do the same, haha

I love women. I love naked women. I love naked european women.

Dont know who Erick Fernendez is...but i like him.

Alumilum!

The Koch brothers are. Or however it is you spell their damn name.

Im beginning to wonder why any female employee still works there. Assuming im speaking of any with any fucking common sense, which there may be none.

Im down for blaming them for everything in some way.