Frank Stallone

Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please".

Implied?… or implode?

No, but it's full of country goodness and green penis.

yes

Danger with Mother! May I sleep?

"funny" - Nunez

Swiftboaty Boatfaces for Boats

stop projecting

Why do YOU hate women?

Frank Stalone

#notallcrackas

collect

GOD
DAMN
BATMAN

Start your thinkpeicing, bitch!

Can I take the piss out of Neil Diamond?

The A.V. Club
make the obvious joke

*Spike Lee angrily eats peanut butter sandwich*

Why don't you answer Vogon Poetry's question about why you would upvoted unsupported claims that Sean Penn is a domestic abuser instead of quoting movies?

Not if James Woods can help it.