Apple will never be able to keep that technique safe in the long run. Sometimes it’s better just not to invent such a technique in the first place.

The problem is that there is no way for it to be targeted to work on ONLY this one specific phone. Once the software is created it could be used in the same fashion on any other phone of the same type.

So the period during which anybody that has the modified OS can access all of the data on your phone might only be a year or two? That makes this okay? And that a precedent will be set that the government can compel any technology company to break its privacy/security measures whenever it is deemed convenient by…

That is the core of the request.

Make us a backdoor so we can look at this one phone.

Sam Woolley totally knows what I know... being 13 years old and short puts you right at boob-level with every girl in junior high.

Cucumbers cock block the salad from getting dressing... That's wonderful.

Just bandwagon the fuck out of the next team that catches your eye. For me it was the Royals about 3 years ago - I picked the Expos as a kid because I liked their logo and there was no Denver team at the time (where I was born).

One option for picking a football team is to develop a hate for several teams. This strategy will usually give you a team to cheer for in most games. Another approach is to go political. When in doubt, I’ll root against the team from a red state. I love to root against the Cowboys or Texans because I like the idea of…

“That devious son of a bitch. Obviously, everyone in the class should pick the two points so that they can all share in a common reward. But that leaves room for a few sneaky fuckers to get away with choosing six points if only a few of them do it. So, knowing what kind of person I was back in my 20s, I probably would…

You both deserve stars-therefore I give them to neither. Brah.

Only assholes call California “Cali”. Are you 2Pac? No? Then stop saying it.

Can’t wait for them to fail spectacularly in LA and leave the taxpayers of Cali holding the bag.

No flag pin.

I applaud the gentlemen on the lift in the stock photo for not taking sides in this matter.

He said he was initially shaken by the incident and in a bit of shock, but since he wasn’t injured, he decided not to let it ruin his powder day.

Every advancement in snow skiing over the last 2 decades is because of snowboards. Twin tips? Parabolics? Non-fucktard clothing? Ahhhahaha just kidding, no I’m not.

I wonder if her friends didn’t realize she had left until later? The last time I got in a fight with a friend at a party, I thought he just went to talk to someone else but it turned out he tried walking home and passed out in the alley (and fortunately was not run over by a neighbor.) We live in Texas, though.

There is this weird American attitude that I have yet to encounter somewhere else that if you are from a traditionally cold place, the cold shouldn’t bother you, and like Marshall and Robin in HIMYM, you should be able to wear shorts and eat ice cream in the middle of a blizzard. I remember pulling on my big down coat…

Right. It’s the friends that are to blame, not the idiot wearing shorts and a tank top in January in Wisconsin while binge drinking.