Wimps...

Might I humbly suggest the tag “Schillingfreude”?

Dude he took money from Rhode Island and ran his business into the ground, then got fired for blasting drunk uncle memes on Facebook. Fox News is down the hall.

“Bleeding out his ankle, out of his whatever...”

“Curt Schilling approached us, but we passed.” - burly women stopped on their way to the bathroom by Curt, self-appointed Bathroom Gender Security Guard and Genital Inspector

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

Field position isn’t the only incentive to the so-called mortar kicks. There are a LOT of fumbles and penalties on kickoff returns. If the new rule creates a noticeable increase in returns, I’d bet on seeing a significant increase in holding penalties and turnovers on kick returns as well.

And, according to the video, bothered.

Once an English teacher (briefly!); always an English teacher. ;-)

You both deserve stars-therefore I give them to neither. Brah.

Only assholes call California “Cali”. Are you 2Pac? No? Then stop saying it.

No flag pin.

I applaud the gentlemen on the lift in the stock photo for not taking sides in this matter.

He said he was initially shaken by the incident and in a bit of shock, but since he wasn’t injured, he decided not to let it ruin his powder day.

Every advancement in snow skiing over the last 2 decades is because of snowboards. Twin tips? Parabolics? Non-fucktard clothing? Ahhhahaha just kidding, no I’m not.

I wonder if her friends didn’t realize she had left until later? The last time I got in a fight with a friend at a party, I thought he just went to talk to someone else but it turned out he tried walking home and passed out in the alley (and fortunately was not run over by a neighbor.) We live in Texas, though.

There is this weird American attitude that I have yet to encounter somewhere else that if you are from a traditionally cold place, the cold shouldn’t bother you, and like Marshall and Robin in HIMYM, you should be able to wear shorts and eat ice cream in the middle of a blizzard. I remember pulling on my big down coat…

Right. It’s the friends that are to blame, not the idiot wearing shorts and a tank top in January in Wisconsin while binge drinking.