Donut?  Nein!  Pfannkuchen!!!

Why are tire/wheel size measurements in inches and millimeters?

I have no problem with athletes, movie stars, music stars, etc. voicing their political opinions or endorsing candidates. I do have a problem with any media company that gives those people a spotlight solely because they are famous. Just because some jock can play sportsball well, or some auto-tuned tart sells a…

A video game?  Bummer.  I thought the movie was based on the book series “Monster Hunters International” by Larry Correia.  Great books.  Much funny.  And Cabbage Point Killing Machine really rocks the house with “Hold the Pig Steady.”

I hit a bird at 200+ mph.  It left a dent in the leading edge of the wing and gave me an unplanned layover in Cancun.

How do you use the vanilla?

Only if you’re female.  Otherwise it is b important.

I see a Koala face, Dr.

Probably not the real Jesus.

“I need a bambulance!”

If you build a cool enough office/gaming chair, you will recoup your money.

Disgusting. What is the opposite of OCD?

Who dresses these guys?  Dark jeans, t-shirt, leather jacket, short hair, scruffy beard,  How do you tell them apart?

The photo looks like a movie poster for Fast and Furious: Ashes to Ashes.

I kept reading the first line as “meatballs” and I was trying to figure out how two-pound meatballs are used to grind stone.

I’ve been flying planes for 30 years and 15,000+ hours and I think PPGs are awesome.  I’d love to have one, but I bought a mid-life crisis car instead.

And most airliners have onboard windshear detection.

Not all landings can be “greasers.”

Light planes, or planes with light wing-loading, are easier to move around with wind.

For the takeoff, it might have been the crew’s “g0-home” leg. They were in a hurry to go home.