Because it is a Zonda, not a Noble.

Waist level, Justin.

Your modern math is confusing and frightening.

I see you are wise in the ways of internet knowledge.

Not so much, if done correctly.  Both maneuvers are positive Gs, but the loop will have the higher load.  Figure a 2.5 to 3G pullout.

OK, I gave you a star.

It looks like a Subaru.

Ultralight?  Really?  That thing weighs less than 254 pounds empty?

It doesn’t work because the left brake light is out.

What did the track say about an open-roof car with no roll cage?  The tracks around me wouldn’t allow an Atom.

Short version:  criminals are arrested.

Her ass is fat.  Not thick/thicc.  Nothing sexy about a big butt attached to a trim body.

DOT tracks that, but they track arrival times, not departure times.  Start here: https://www.bts.gov/

“WASHINGTON – The U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT) today released its March 2018 Air Travel Consumer Report (ATCR) on air carrier data compiled for the month of January 2018. In January 2018, the reporting carriers posted an on-time arrival rate of 79.6 percent, up from the 76.0 percent on-time rate in January…

Oh, hell yeah!  I’ve always wanted a (goes back to read article title) 2004 Saturn Ion Quad Coupe Redline!  

Looks like a helo version of a wing-over.

I thought Jerry Springer retired.

Yeah, but at least the Ferrari had style.  And the Porsche had.... something.  The Dodge?  It has a warranty.

Looks like a grill burner. What is it?

These guys do the furniture thing better: http://www.motoart.com/