Just hit him with a hammer. That should fix him.

What idiot focus group named it Soylent?

That tire is white and gold.

To reduce the weight of the plane, for one. Less weight = less fuel burned = less money spent on fuel.

That sounds like a hell of a good deal and a ton of fun.

Bullshit. Go read about all of the MoH recipients and tell me how many were non-white or non-American.

You are an idiot. Peralta legally immigrated to the US, legally earned his Green Card, and legally joined the Marine Corps. He wasn’t yet a US citizen, but he was well on his way.

Time to go to remedial journalism school.

Don’t call me Happy Wednesday!

That all sounds cool, but what about the MPG? And the CO2 output?

No, the situation is: You have been sentenced to 10 years in prison. You will serve 10 years in prison. If you show good behavior, we can reduce your sentence. If you volunteer for birth control, we can reduce your sentence. No ultimatums or coercion.

She has been an illegal alien for 24 years and still couldn’t find a way to become a legal resident? Deport her. She had her chance.

Sorry, that isn’t possible.

Why all the hate for Uber these days? They were the hottest new thing just two years ago.

Maybe those immigrants are volunteering for those shifts. Maybe the immigrants, when told what hours they would be working, said, “OK. I can do that.” instead of, “No, thanks, ?i only work 9 to 5.” Maybe the new immigrants are also newly hired so they are junior on the seniority list and they get the last pick of…

Funny, but only the liberals get triggered. That is their baby.

Explosive compression, if the tube blows.

Gee, Trump has been in office for six months and he has not accomplished every campaign promise he made? Here is my shocked face.

Since you live in TX and not D.C. and you are not a politician, then you are unqualified to have an opinion of politics.

2nd Gear.