“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

Back home, when the queue was too long in women’s’ bathrooms, i used to go over at the mens. Suddenly, I feel very revolutionary.... Seriously, what is the deal with the bathroom in this country?

Well, tonight sucks. Fuck everything. WHY is it so hard for some people to be DECENT NOT SHITTY FUCKING HUMANS?

You mean ALSO suing the girl and her family. Why, yes. Yes they should.

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

Dwifting season? I thought it was wabbit season!

Lax Lives Matter

In this country, Brown people don’t do well trying to assert themselves to authority figures.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Maker fun of his bladder again and he’ll drill you in the ear-hole.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

Next candidate they run will just be some guy’s ass with googly eyes glued to the cheeks.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

To be a Jets fan is to agonize along with your franchise as they choose among the several bad options available to them. Pay “starter money” to a 33-year-old journeyman coming off his best season? Sign a one-time wunderkind in RGIII who by all outward appearances was psychologically dismantled by the NFL’s worst…

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Who doesn’t penalize for reaching across the table? That’s blasphemous.

she refuses to let me continue the usage of my beach towels

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.