I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

I like you.

Even if they never changed the oil, it wouldn’t result in all 13 cars failing before 25k.

Hehe, I can tell you’ve used a customer car to go grab lunch for the shop. Personally, I almost got t-boned at an intersection by a mechanic driving our truck, before service had been done. I called the shop while driving behind my own truck. I asked if my vehicle was there. Made them go look, said, could you verify…

And you can! Trouble is, coffee is $15 and a pop tart is $12.

He reminds me of any number of broadcast journalism students I met in college whose entire personalities were shaped by obsessively watching ESPN in the early-to-mid 2000s. Sort of like if Jim Carrey’s character from “Cable Guy” was warped by Chris Berman and Fran Fraschilla instead of Star Trek reruns.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

i mean, this is pretty much it now.

This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?