That first picture.

That thing looks like a sex toy

I don’t think I’ve ever been on a business jet that didn’t have seatbelts in the bathroom...I’ve been on about 10-12 different models and it was really only the heavier ones that didn’t have them.

You think all Ferraris should look like the Lamborghini Huracan? Lol wut?

“It’s a skid plate, that’s what it’s there for” - every Ferrari owner circa 2003

This makes me want to bang my head on my desk pretty hard. Not quite as hard as KodakCoin made me, but hard nonetheless.

The U.S. government isn’t in the business of creating awesome shit you can go buy and experience right now, it’s in the business of creating awesome shit so that maybe an enterprising corporation can take that technology and use it to sell it maybe in a couple of decades or so.

Me when people get in my Lexus IS and see my analog clock:

This. At 100mph it’s almost like the car is saying “really, grandma?”

I haven’t driven the 488 yet, but the first-gen California and 458 are both hilariously comfortable 100-150 mph. Much of that stems from the fact that at those speeds, neither car is really being pushed all that hard.

I was going to go with the Illuminati, but I guess they’re the same thing!

The amount of fucks Elon Musk doesn’t give is inspiring.

No, no no no.

They look like all they need is a good kick...

COTD

You are my new favorite commenter. +1 “This” in addition to stars on all comments. Thanks for fixing the idiocy here.

I’ve tried #10 before, but the USB stick always seems to go up in flames...

My roommate in college had this exact same car. Had the STI turbo, too! Awesome to drive.

Mine’s never done that. Granted, it’s a ‘17.

There’s a brand new one at my local Lexus dealer, I don’t think it’s for sale though.